Helm and Spaulders

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The following scene was recorded moments after Devolve's very first kill of Yogg Saron in Ulduar. Gadgetzan Times reporter, Nipskee Fizzwidget, caught up with Devolve's Tank, Honorshammer.

Nipskee: "Honors...Honors...big time players make big time plays. Talk about that Phase 3 transition."

HH: "Well, you know, I owe my great hair to Helm and Spaulders."

Nipskee: "Right, no. I want to know about the Hand of Protection that saved your Disc Priest."

HH: "You know, Helm and Spaulders does 7 great things for my scalp and hair."

Nipskee: "Didn't ask about your hair, Honors."

HH: "You asked with your eyes, Nip. You asked with your eyes."



It was kind of a quiet night last night in game. This was just meant as a bit of humor. You'll either get to joke or your wont. If you didn't get it, well, watch this, and see if it's any funnier.

Comments

Rhii said…
*chuckle*

Honors can wear black?
November 10, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Minister Walker said…
Hey Honors funny stuff! Took me a minute to figure out what you were talkin about then it hit me. Good stuff good humor.
November 10, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Anonymous said…
Funny...but I still like when Troy Polamalu does it:)
November 12, 2009 at 12:36 PM
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