Monday, December 1, 2008

A Letter To The Horde, RE: Town Names

Dear Leaders of the Horde,

I was but a young lad of a dwarf, having just received me Warhorse when I found meself in the Arathi Highlands. I found this sign for a place called Hammerfall. This sounded like a very fine name for a drawf town so I decided to check it out.

Imagine my surprise when I find meself under attack by Orc guards.

This should have been a lesson to me, but sometimes a dwarf forgets those lessons over the months and years of adventuring.

So it was that I found a sign for Agmond's Hammer in Dragonblight. This, too, sounded like a fine name for a dwarf town so I decided to see what sort of wonderful Northrend ale they might 'ave on tap.

It was a great surprise when I found myself under attack by the Horde guards.

I'm mostly a peaceable Paladin, and I really don't want to be startin' a war by going into your towns.

Do ya think you could stop naming them with such Dwarf sounding names?
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