Dear Leaders of the Horde,
I was but a young lad of a dwarf, having just received me Warhorse when I found meself in the Arathi Highlands. I found this sign for a place called Hammerfall. This sounded like a very fine name for a drawf town so I decided to check it out.
Imagine my surprise when I find meself under attack by Orc guards.
This should have been a lesson to me, but sometimes a dwarf forgets those lessons over the months and years of adventuring.
So it was that I found a sign for Agmond's Hammer in Dragonblight. This, too, sounded like a fine name for a dwarf town so I decided to see what sort of wonderful Northrend ale they might 'ave on tap.
It was a great surprise when I found myself under attack by the Horde guards.
I'm mostly a peaceable Paladin, and I really don't want to be startin' a war by going into your towns.
Do ya think you could stop naming them with such Dwarf sounding names?